Musings from the Host
Herein lies a collection of solemn writings and musings, of dark fancies, of bleak thoughts and evil undertakings; a veritable throng of tormented blah, blah, blah, self-pitying drivel. Anyway, Polarbeast will place more of them to rest here in this place when he ceases to be overcome with apathy.
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An Introduction to the Gothic Offramp
A few words about Polarbeast's views.
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Everything You Need to Know about Your Host
Useless trivia about Polarbeast.
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Your Host's Answers to that E-mail Questionnaire
Yes, he got one of those too. Here are his answers.
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Essays
Definition, argumentation, and cause-and-effect essays.
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Polarbeast's Writing
Slow to grow, but hopefully his future if it'll kill him.
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Past Visitor Searches
Some of the rather odd things that actual visitors have searched for here.
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The Bad Lounge Haiku / Goth Haiku / Sci Faiku of Polarbeast
Minimalist poetry with a twist or three.
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Various Quotations on Religion and Freethinking
An alphabetical collection by great Freethinkers, Deists and Atheists regarding the existence of the divine, the Christian religion, and patriotism.
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Polarbeast becomes an ordained minister
... of the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic.
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The Mainstream Acclimatizer
When you really need to blend into your surroundings.
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The Random Little Willie Poem Generator
Delightfully Deathly Ditties in the style of Harry Graham.
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The Gothic Night Before Christmas
With tormented apologies to Clement C. Moore.
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The Recipe for Polar Bear Chili
Long awaited; never yet duplicated.