Perk your appetite with these scrumptiously breaded, knife-severed digits. Served with our virgin's blood marinara sauce.

Picked from the finest Idaho stock, the pickers are skinned, baked and garnished with sour cream, rapscallions and urchins.

Old Aunt Bea would be proud, except that she went into the making of this soup. A perfect dish for oral expulsion during demonic possession.

Only the freshest California chicks become part of these South-of-the-border delights. Chopped and seasoned with spicy pico de gallo, then wrapped in a warm flour tortilla and served with sour cream and guacamole.

A hearty 16oz. slice of redneck flank, pre-marinated in beer and liberally garnished with hallucinogenic mushrooms. Served with a side of Sarco Fuggus's Special Pepper Sauce or hearseradish.

For those with a taste almost for the normal. Fried chicken with half a rack of whomever we could nail with a cleaver.

Maybe not the entire family goes into this Italian dish, but enough to give you a wide choice of toppings. Ask your server for today's special.

Old Lucy has really cooked up a tasty, tongue-blasting batch of super-carnivorous chili, maybe even with some beef. Water recommended!

Every now and then, a valiantly tenacious right-wing group tries to shut us down because of some health or moral issue; they say we violate decent family values. But with this hearty portion of well-fed rump roast and baked potato, we think you'll side with Sarco. We believe in service with a smile, quality, and good hearty meat n' potatoes. What could be more American than that?

Thanks to the Goddess! You don't need an athane for this finger-licking dish, sprinkled with bergamot, heliotrope, anise and rosewater, and fried to golden perfection. Enjoy our pickled pagan salad with sweet almond and neroli vinaigrette on the side. Blessed be!

Try our entrepreneurial barbecue! A crisp, double-breasted marketing professional made the way you want it. Served with a baked potato and our special Secretary Slaw.

Your choice of programmer, script kiddie, or sysadmin, marinated in Red Bull® and served on a French roll with chips and au jus sauce.

Sarco puts on the special gloves to bring you this no-prion treat. A post-gluteraldehyde fixation, garnished with formaldehyde, autoclaved and prepared in a high-draw fume cabinet. OSHA-approved NBC mask provided; preparation fees extra.

Pulled out of the minivan into the pan, seared, smothered with fly agaric mushrooms, and served on florentine rice with vegetables. Sure to satisfy even the most oblivious SUV driver.

Sarco's would like to thank all those people who give their bodies to science... or in this case, to our kitchen! We take advantage of their generosity in bringing you this 3-egg Sarco's breakfast favorite! Served any time. Special discount for EMTs!

Watching your diet? There's a lot of meat on this dish, but trimmed of the fat! This healthy hunk is covered with mussels and served open-face with seasonal fruit and pasta salad.