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Home of the Super Broiler Baby

Our Supernatural Selection

Whether you believe in fantastic mythological creatures or not, there's no denying that Sarco's knows where they hide out. We diligently search out the monsters under the bed and things that go bump in the night to bring you the most satisfying paranormal diner food possible.

Braised Banshee with "bean sidhe" (earplugs $1.00) $18.95
Boggart Breakfast Burrito $8.50
Fairy Fritters (dust $3.00) $14.95
Garou Goulash (not responsible for silver content) $5.99 Special Price!
Grilled Goblin Fajitas $14.95
Leprekabobs (3) $13.50
Selkie Short Stack (3) $10.00
Skewered Vampire Ribs $22.50
Zesty Zombie Strips with Cajun Pepper Sauce $11.95

Special Refreshment

For the discerning undead palate, Sarco's is proud to carry the finest in blood vintages. Try our selection of Baby Boomer vitae, or sample from our Teen Tray. Any way you puncture it, Sarco's is your 24-hour vampiric paradise!

(Not responsible for entrees' previous medical history. Dine at your own risk.)

Down-Home Farmer's Daughter $8.95/ounce Fresh and naive!
Beverly Hills Blue-Vein Special $12.95/ounce A sophisticated entrée.
Sweet Soul Sister $10.50/ounce A fine-ass fresh taste!
Intoxicated Clubgoer $7.35/ounce Always in stock!
Foreign Exchange Student $9.95/ounce Lovely European flavor.
College Football Player $4.50/ounce Strong and hearty.
Dead Celebrity Vintage $150.00/ounce This week:

Desserts

Sarco's is proud to make sumptuous desserts that tempt the tummy and please the palate. Ask your server to bring you the dessert tray.

A Sarco's Special:

Apple Pie a la Mold

One of Myrtle's favorites! Be sure to wash it down with one of our blood vintages.

A Sarco's Special:

Key Limey Pie

A British Bonanza with the Flavor of Florida! Accent not included.

 

Spicy Hot and Spicy

Sarco's Franchises, Inc.
777 Chernobog Drive
Morbid Canyon, CA 92316
(310) 666-5217

Sorry, Sarco's does not accept checks.
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