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Sarco's Blood Bar & Grill

Open 24 hours
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Fine Cuisine
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No Checks

Home of the Super Broiler Baby

Appetizers

Mozzarella Fingers $2.50

Perk your appetite with these scrumptiously breaded, knife-severed digits. Served with our virgin's blood marinara sauce.

Potato Picker Skins $2.75

Picked from the finest Idaho stock, the pickers are skinned, baked and garnished with sour cream, rapscallions and urchins.

Split Bea Soup $2.05 Bowl

Old Aunt Bea would be proud, except that she went into the making of this soup. A perfect dish for oral expulsion during demonic possession.

Chick Quesadillas $2.99 Spicy

Only the freshest California chicks become part of these South-of-the-border delights. Chopped and seasoned with spicy pico de gallo, then wrapped in a warm flour tortilla and served with sour cream and guacamole.

Entrees

Each of Sarco's prize-winning entrees is served with your choice of any three of the following: Caesarian Salad, Tossed Brain Salad, Homestyle French Friars, Baked Couch Potato, Non-Garlic Bread, or Air Muffins. Guaranteed to fill you up!

Midwest Pot-Belly Roast $10.95

A hearty 16oz. slice of redneck flank, pre-marinated in beer and liberally garnished with hallucinogenic mushrooms. Served with a side of Sarco Fuggus's Special Pepper Sauce or hearseradish.

Chicken n' Rib Combo $9.95

For those with a taste almost for the normal. Fried chicken with half a rack of whomever we could nail with a cleaver.

Sarco's Family Pizza $7.50

Maybe not the entire family goes into this Italian dish, but enough to give you a wide choice of toppings. Ask your server for today's special.

Lucifer's Fire Chili $4.95

Old Lucy has really cooked up a tasty, tongue-blasting batch of super-carnivorous chili, maybe even with some beef. Water recommended!

Jehovah's Witness Jambalaya

Sarco's is not immune to friendly visitors sharing their faith. Rather than be saved, however, we save them. Every tasty bit except the pamphlets. Accentuating the non-spicy devout stock is an array of cayenne-kissed shrimp, chicken, andouille sausage, rice and peppers. A down-South delight!

A note from Sarco:

Not available every day. However, when ingredients arrive at our door, Sarco's will serve it to you

for only $2.99!

Republican Rump Roast $11.95

Every now and then, a valiantly tenacious right-wing group tries to shut us down because of some health or moral issue; they say we violate decent family values. But with this hearty portion of well-fed rump roast and baked potato, we think you'll side with Sarco. We believe in service with a smile, quality, and good hearty meat n' potatoes. What could be more American than that?

Sarco's Specials

Pagan Potstickers & Wiccan Wings $8.25

Thanks to the Goddess! You don't need an athane for this finger-licking dish, sprinkled with bergamot, heliotrope, anise and rosewater, and fried to golden perfection. Enjoy our pickled pagan salad with sweet almond and neroli vinaigrette on the side. Blessed be!

The Super Broiler Baby $5.50

Sarco's original double-decker toddler burger! Served with lettuce, fresh onion, pickles, and cheddar or Swiss cheese on a sesame seed bun or onion roll. An American favorite!

Business Surprise $10.95

Try our entrepreneurial barbecue! A crisp, double-breasted marketing professional made the way you want it. Served with a baked potato and our special Secretary Slaw.

Grilled Geek Sandwich $8.50

Your choice of programmer, script kiddie, or sysadmin, marinated in Red Bull® and served on a French roll with chips and au jus sauce.

HAZMAT Hash $15.00

Sarco puts on the special gloves to bring you this no-prion treat. A post-gluteraldehyde fixation, garnished with formaldehyde, autoclaved and prepared in a high-draw fume cabinet. OSHA-approved NBC mask provided; preparation fees extra.

Soccer Mom Florentine $7.50

Pulled out of the minivan into the pan, seared, smothered with fly agaric mushrooms, and served on florentine rice with vegetables. Sure to satisfy even the most oblivious SUV driver.

Organ Donor Omelette $4.25

Sarco's would like to thank all those people who give their bodies to science... or in this case, to our kitchen! We take advantage of their generosity in bringing you this 3-egg Sarco's breakfast favorite! Served any time. Special discount for EMTs!

Broiled Bodybuilder $9.75

Watching your diet? There's a lot of meat on this dish, but trimmed of the fat! This healthy hunk is covered with mussels and served open-face with seasonal fruit and pasta salad.

 

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Sarco's Blood Bar & Grill
Sarco's Franchises, Inc.
777 Chernobog Drive
Morbid Canyon, CA 92316
(310) 666-5217

Sorry, Sarco's does not accept checks.
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