The Dead Lounge
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Our sultry slingers of snifters, sodas and sin may look slightly strange, vampiric, or simply decomposed. They may even appear intimidating to the uninitiated, the unimaginative or the mundane, but their proficiency with items alcoholic cannot be denied.

So sweep into the bar. Grab a seat. Name your poison. Until the poison takes effect, feel free to ask any of our capable bartenders to mix a cocktail for you and your date. Their experience is wide and the list grows daily. You're among the swankiest of the hedonistic undead. Indulge yourself.

You'd better read this first before proceeding.

Cocktail Classics

Cocktail Classics

Dead Lounge
Specialties

Dead Lounge Specialties

Polynesia

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A Word About Alcohol

Okay, lovelies. I must get mildly serious for a moment, and exercise the responsible Lounge owner side of myself. The Cocktail List on which you're about to embark is for entertainment purposes only (although you should be entertained after imbibing two or three of these concoctions).

This means that some recipes for cocktails include dubious ingredients like blood and nightshade, and all of them include some form of alcohol. Obviously, you must take care in the consumption of these. Don't do anything stupid, like drive after drinking, or try to swallow a pint of blood or something that's not designed to be imbibed. I naturally assume that those visiting my place possess a modicum of intelligence and humor, or they wouldn't have gotten past my introductory paragraph.

After all, this is a cocktail lounge. Cocktails are meant to be mixed and presented in an adult atmosphere, to be sipped and savored, to aid mingling and conversation and a good time. That said, I shall hop down from the sarcophagus-turned-soapbox and resume my duties as host.

Some of my special patrons may wish to read the other disclaimer.

Have fun, and sensuously gothic regards to all,

Polarbeast

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A Word About Vitae

I did mention a happy balance of living and dead.

For my more supernatural patrons, while you may already avoid many of the alcoholic concoctions contained herein due to impossibility of ingestion, please keep in mind that the vitae of any individual you do consume that happens to be under the influence of any alcoholic beverage or narcotic may transfer its effects to you. While you cannot get drunk in the conventional sense, of course, you should already be aware of the fact that if a host is experiencing euphoric or hallucinogenic effects due to same, you will as well.*

Along the same line of thought, though only partially related: any illness or malady from which your prey suffers will not similarly afflict you, but many symptoms or drawbacks inherent in said malady may affect your appearance or motor abilities for a time. Consult your elders for more detailed experience.

The whole point of this wordy tirade is this: Hunt Responsibly.

Sincerest regards,

Polarbeast

*Zombies, ghouls, skeletons, and other more conventional undead may disregard this notice, due to their own peculiar tastes, immunities and feeding habits. That larcenous individual lounging about with the everflowing wine bottle in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, for example, is quite the exception.