Welcome, welcome. Do you enjoy the darker side of life and music, yet tire sometimes of the pretentiousness, the melodrama, and the fangs? You've swept dashingly into the right place, then. Park the hearse, rearrange the dead roses atop the dashboard, and hop out.

Relax and browse through the irreverently agnostic musings of your host. Create a Darkly Gothic Poem. Have your orthodontic needs attended to by Benjamin Black, Gothic Dentist. Or go have a bite at Sarco's Blood Bar & Grill, then unwind with a cocktail in the ultra-swingin' Dead Lounge.